Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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