Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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