He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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