He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
