Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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