If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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