I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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