We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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