Farmville is her only friend.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just blew my weed a kiss
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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