I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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