Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
