she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
