: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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