Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So many bounce houses so little time
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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