i think my mom watched the whole time
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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