love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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