So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Come see our sink grown plant.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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