I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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