Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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