Sponge bath it is.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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