no. you can't hotbox the world.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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