i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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