She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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