am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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