Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it hurts more in the daytime
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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