Cold hands, warm shart.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
