Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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