after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my being single is dangerous.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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