i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
