i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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