the condom got lost in my hair
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So vagazzling was a success
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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