he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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