You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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