The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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