Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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