Sry I called you an 8
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it was like eating out sand paper
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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