If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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