We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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