BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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