I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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