i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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