I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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