Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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