i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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