i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The best revenge is premature balding
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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