The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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