I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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