I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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