It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
