call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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