dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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